Teaching Limericks

If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Let's have a few laughs then educator friends. I had some time today and was inspired to write about common teacher-y things that we encounter. Relax, it's not about anyone in particular. Except if it's you. Then it is. 

"Stu"

There once was a student named Stu

Who quickly came running to you.

With a funny look on his face

And not enough space

He sneezed without a tissue.

"Drew"

There once was a student named Drew

He had an obsession with eating glue.

He said it tasted like candy

Which is perfectly dandy

Because it kept him from eating his shoe.

"Ry"

There once was a student named Ry

Who came in with a special look in his eye.

Your day is in shreds 

Because he hasn't taken his meds

So it's movie day just to get by.

"Ms. Sweeting"

There once was a teacher named Ms. Sweeting

She infamously talked at every meeting.

When we were just to disband

She would raise her damn hand

And ask questions that warranted a beating.

"Mag"

There once was a custodian named Mag 

Who got called to change out a trash bag.

There was vomit covered food 

That had never been chewed

And she immediately started to gag.

"Don"

There once was a student named Don

Who had a giant booger on his crayon.

He opens up wide

With a smile in his eye

And now suddenly the booger is gone.

"Ms. Beam"

There once was a teacher named Ms. Beam 

Who was hated to the extreme

Her crime was ghastly  

When she tried to move fastly

After she jammed the copy machine!

"Mr. Classes"

There once was a teacher named Mr. Classes

Who generally moved as fast as molasses

But when there was free food

He came unglued

And pushed through all ya'lls asses.